Aggravation

Today, after I spent the night in the ER with my nephew who was struggling to breath (even though he was happy as a lark and blowing bubbles at us the whole time), I wake up to the dog have diarrhea AGAIN!!!  I am so aggravated, and I am ready to stick a cork in her and call it quits.

Is it possible to divorce a dog and send her packing?  Because, even though I love her dearly, that's what I am ready to do!  Stinkin' mutt!  This is what I get for picking out a dog, after months of searching for one.  Hmm... I wonder if the pound has a health guarantee, so I can send her back?

Any suggestions on cleaning up the yard (besides bleach) and curing diarrhea forever???

Charkie thinks she's sooo cute after playing outside and sleeping in the car!