Yesterday, Daddy celebrated his 30th birthday, even though he does not want to admit it. The kids are always excited about birthdays because they get to make and eat cake. They also love giving presents, which is good because they do not get mad when other people get presents. They do, however, have to help people open the presents they have given them.
When Mischief and Mayhem gave Daddy their gifts, they each carried a gift bag out into the kitchen and said, "Happy Birthday, Daddy." Although, Mayhem pretty well summed it up when his phrasing and pronunciation comes out, "Happy Poopy, Daddy!"